In a summary that contains the words, Gag Reflex, Rear Entry, Drilldo, and Mile High Club, the writers at the ESRB had to crack a smile when trying to put into words what exactly Bulletstorm is. As we have been getting closer to launch of the game, it has become pretty apparent that Bulletstorm is pulling no punches when it comes to vulgarity in anyone’s eyes. Whether it’s your mother, father, brother, sister, Bullstorm is sure to offend many.
It may possibly offend your own sensibilities, who knows. The game is still a couple of months away but the ESRB just released it’s rating on the game and I like to look at it as a precursor to what reviews will look like. Just wait til funny man Jim Sterling, the reviews editor for Destructoid, gets his hands on that one. Should be great laughs come February 22nd when the game releases. And don’t forget, the Epic Edition will net you a beta code for Gears of War 3 as well so you should be planning to buy the Xbox 360 version if you want Gears 3 beta in your future.
Here’s the ESRB run-down.
- This article was updated on July 24th, 2021
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